Miserable At Best

kuriquinn:

baelor:

were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

All of the above

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kuriquinn:

larsinger29:

daftalchemist:

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

Also: Here’s a bunch of b.s. other kids have tried to pull, so now I’m putting it as a disclaimer here not to do.  Don’t even try it. I refuse to live through these experiences again.

Truth

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